Welcome to a growing collection of your favorite Jodie Sweetin sounds and sayings!

Click on 'preview' to hear a rough, low-quality sample of the sound clip. If its one you might like to keep, click 'PC .wav' to download a PC compatible sound file. Click on 'Mac .aiff' to download a Macintosh compatible version.

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Preview versions (.au) are notably smaller.
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~From assorted Full House episodes ~

"Are you gonna cook Michelle?.... Then how do you roast a turkey?"
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"All day long its been 'tea for two' tap, tap, tap...I couldn't take it anymore!..."
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"Dad. It's the best birthday present ever! So, can I keep him?"
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"But whenever I'm with him, my heart goes, 'Bret Bret..Bret Bret'"
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"I'm dead meat!"
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"Just the wind? Just the wind! It's NEVER just the wind!!"
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"But I can't stop jumping! I may never sleep again."
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"I love being a jock!"
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"Stephanie you're a genius! Well, I wouldn't say that. But you're more than welcome to."
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"First the earthquake, now this. Haven't I been through enough."
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"Playing Barrel of Monkeys is more fun than a barrel of...I bet that's where they got the name!"
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"Yeah, and I want straight A's, world peace, and Brad Pitt lightly buttered"
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"They're back! ... Why would I make a noise that's scaring me to death."
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"You're just bitter because you were disqualified from the pie eating contest"
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"Like a big couch filled with money"
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"Dad. Great teeter but I'm not seeing much totter."
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"How would you know. You had your head in the tin."
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"I bet you couldn't go one day without sweets"
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"Oh yeah?!"
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"It's a bet, Sara Lee"
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"Ya might say that"
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"It seems someone, uh, slipped some Milk Duds in my gym sock."
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"Gee...I wonder"
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"Go ahead. Count 'em"
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"So did ya give in?"
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"I think the one in the center looks delicious."
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"Thise dogs should be put to sleep."
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"Bad smells travel fast."
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"Hot dawg!"
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"Mr. Bear's hat, Mr. Bear's scarf, trench coat, pants. This means Mr. Bear's naked!"
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"I'll be Stephanie Takiami, and I'll be Harry Tanner."
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"I don't know about this husband thing. One wiff of their mom's meatloaf and they're gone!"
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"I write the songs that make the whole world sing. I write the songs of love and special things."
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~ The How Rude Collection ~

"How rude!"
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"How rude!"
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"How rude!"
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"How rude!"
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"How rude!"
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"How rude!"
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"I've got to say it. How rude!"
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"You're old enough to hear this now. How rude!"
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NEW!    Stephanie the shoplifter                    
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~ Don't have a cow! ~

"Don't have a cow!"
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"Don't have a cow!"
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~ Well pin a rose on your nose ~

"Well pin a rose on your nose."
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"Well pin a rose on your nose."
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"Well pin a rose on your nose."
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~ From other assorted sources ~

"Hi, I'm Jodie Sweetin"
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"Ok. Here's the deal."
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"I'll catch ya later"
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~ Don't miss ~

Our collection of audio from a November 1996 interview
Jodie did with Rick Dees
and
Our "From the Archives..." collection of rare and classic
Jodie Sweetin audio in RealAudio format.
and
For those of you with RealAudio and 28.8 or faster connections,
this cool audio montage of all the sounds here in the soundroom!
and
A comical Full House song produced by long time fan, Steven E.
RealAudio required

Can't find your favorite Jodie Sweetin sound here? Just ask for it! We'll do our best to add it to our collection.

If you have a popular Jodie Sweetin sound we don't have, just e-mail a recording of it to us in either .wav or.aiff format. We'll consider it for addition to The Jodie Sweetin Sound Room! E-mail any submissions to soundroom@sweetin.com. Thanks!

*Important note: For technical reasons, the PC .wav and Mac .aiff sound samples are of much higher quality than the preview sound clips offered. If you preview a phrase you like, go ahead and download the PC .wav or Mac .aiff version of it. You certainly won't be disappointed!

Comments or questions regarding this page should be directed to: soundroom@sweetin.com.

Special thanks to Tom Avato for his numerous contributions to the Jodie Sweetin Sound Room.
Check out Tom's cool website too!

Special thanks to Steven E. for contributing his great Full House song for all fans to enjoy!

Thanks to all other contributors who have made this collection possible.


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