Welcome to a growing collection of your favorite Jodie Sweetin sounds and sayings!
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~From assorted Full House episodes ~
"Are you gonna cook Michelle?....
Then how do you roast a turkey?"
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"All day long its been 'tea for
two' tap, tap, tap...I couldn't take it anymore!..."
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"Dad. It's the best birthday present
ever! So, can I keep him?"
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"But whenever I'm with him, my
heart goes, 'Bret Bret..Bret Bret'"
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"Just the wind? Just the wind!
It's NEVER just the wind!!"
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"But I can't stop jumping!
I may never sleep again."
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"Stephanie you're a genius! Well,
I wouldn't say that. But you're more than welcome to."
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"First the earthquake, now this.
Haven't I been through enough."
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"Playing Barrel of Monkeys is
more fun than a barrel of...I bet that's where they got the
name!"
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"Yeah, and I want straight
A's, world peace, and Brad Pitt lightly buttered"
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"They're back! ... Why would I make
a noise that's scaring me to death."
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"You're just bitter because you
were disqualified from the pie eating contest"
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"Like a big couch filled with
money"
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"Dad. Great teeter but I'm not
seeing much totter."
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"How would you know. You had your
head in the tin."
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"I bet you couldn't go one
day without sweets"
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"It seems someone, uh, slipped
some Milk Duds in my gym sock."
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"I think the one in the center
looks delicious."
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"Thise dogs should be put to sleep."
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"Mr. Bear's hat, Mr. Bear's scarf,
trench coat, pants. This means Mr. Bear's naked!"
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"I'll be Stephanie Takiami, and
I'll be Harry Tanner."
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"I don't know about this
husband thing. One wiff of their mom's meatloaf and they're gone!"
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"I write the songs that
make the whole world sing. I write the songs of love and special things."
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~ The How Rude Collection ~
"I've got to say it. How rude!"
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"You're old enough to hear this
now. How rude!"
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~ Don't have a cow! ~
~ Well pin a rose on your nose ~
"Well pin a rose on your nose."
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"Well pin a rose on your nose."
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"Well pin a rose on your nose."
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~ From other assorted sources ~
~ Don't miss ~
Our collection of audio
from a November 1996 interview
Jodie did with Rick Dees
and
Our "From
the Archives..." collection of rare and classic
Jodie Sweetin audio in RealAudio format.
and
For those of
you with RealAudio and 28.8 or faster connections,
this cool audio montage of all the sounds
here in the soundroom!
and
A comical
Full House song produced by long time fan, Steven
E.
RealAudio required
Can't find your favorite Jodie Sweetin sound here? Just ask for it! We'll do our best to add it to our collection.
If you have a popular Jodie Sweetin sound we don't have, just e-mail a recording of it to us in either .wav or.aiff format. We'll consider it for addition to The Jodie Sweetin Sound Room! E-mail any submissions to soundroom@sweetin.com. Thanks!
For technical reasons, the PC .wav and Mac .aiff sound samples are of much higher quality than the preview sound clips offered. If you preview a phrase you like, go ahead and download the PC .wav or Mac .aiff version of it. You certainly won't be disappointed!
Comments or questions regarding this page should be directed to: soundroom@sweetin.com.
Special thanks to Tom Avato for his numerous contributions
to the Jodie Sweetin Sound Room.
Check out Tom's
cool website too!
Special thanks to Steven E. for contributing his great Full House song for all fans to enjoy!
Thanks to all other contributors who have made this collection possible.